SMOL

  • Id:

    deb93418d70afd475b4bd0240acf0c24dd19bac36f9cace5e32d1ba941a84efe
    safe

  • Prompt:

    Codings a dream. Commit. Push. The CI fails. Is it the build? Is it tests? Is it the formatter? No! It's the linter. Why the F can't the linter just pass. F I hate the linter.

  • Image:

    Why the F Won't It Pass?

  • Description:

    The image depicts a computer screen displaying a string of code with various colors and symbols. The code appears to be a mix of English and foreign characters, creating a sense of confusion and frustration. The screen is filled with the code, emphasizing its complexity and the challenges faced by the person trying to decipher it. The overall atmosphere of the image suggests a struggle with the code and the frustration that comes with it.

  • Songs:

    👈 better

  • Lyrics:

    Title: Why the F Won't It Pass?
Tags: Hard Rock, Emo, Spoken Word

[Verse 1]
Codin’ in the midnight glow
Fingers flyin’, goin’ with the flow
Push the changes, feelin’ proud
But the CI screams way too loud

[Pre-Chorus]
Is it the build? Is it the test?
I triple-checked — I gave my best
Formatter’s fine, the logs are clear
Then that linter whisper hits my ear…

[Chorus]
Why the F won’t it pass?
Every damn time, it's the same old clash
Green turns red and it mocks my soul
This linter’s on a power stroll

[Verse 2]
One space off, one damn brace
It’s like a ghost punchin’ my face
Semicolons got a mind of their own
In this logic war, I code alone

[Pre-Chorus]
Line by line, I chase the ghost
Fix one thing, it haunts me most
Runnin’ in loops, breakin’ apart
Screamin’ at code like it broke my heart

[Chorus]
Why the F won’t it pass?
I’m stuck in this infinite sass
The build is clean, the test is fast
But that cursed linter’s gonna be my last

[Bridge]
[Spoken Word]
I stare at the screen, broken.
Just one rule away from salvation.
But the machine doesn’t care — it just enforces.
Like a silent judge… relentless.

[Chorus]
Why the F won’t it pass?
Every commit feels like shattered glass
No logic flaw, no syntax crime
Just a linter laughing every time

[Outro]
[Big Finish]
Push it again, see the screen flash
Green or red — it's a 50/50 crash
I code my dreams, I fight this fate
But linter, oh linter, I love to hate

[End]