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  • Prompt:

    Title: “VTSAX and Chill” Genre: Nerd-Pop / Indie Rap / Financially-Fluent Funk Description: “VTSAX and Chill” is the anthem for every spreadsheet-loving, compound-interest-crushing investor who knows that slow and steady wins the portfolio. With a funky beat, cheeky lyrics, and a melody as smooth as a market-average return, this song turns long-term index fund investing into a party. The verses name-drop Jack Bogle like a rockstar, celebrate expense ratios lower than your latte foam, and break down dollar-cost averaging like it’s the new dance craze. There’s even a bridge where a vocoder-voiced Roth IRA harmonizes with a taxable brokerage account—pure magic. Perfect for FIRE community meetups, Econ Club socials, or singing to yourself while rebalancing your allocation, “VTSAX and Chill” proves that being financially responsible is not just smart—it slaps.

  • Image:

    VTSAX and Chill

  • Description:

    In the image, there is a saxophone prominently displayed in the foreground, with a backdrop of two lit candles. The saxophone is positioned in a way that it appears to be playing the song "VTSAX and Chill," which is the anthem for every spreadsheet-loving, compound-interest-crushing investor. The scene creates a cozy and intimate atmosphere, as if the listener is enjoying a quiet evening with the song, surrounded by the warmth of the candles.

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  • Lyrics:

    Title: VTSAX and Chill
Tags: Nerd-Pop, Indie Rap, Financially-Fluent Funk

[Intro]
Jack Bogle on the beat, let's get diversified—
Time to make that money nap while we live that FIRE life.

[Verse 1]
Spreadsheet open, I'm feelin' fine,
Low-cost index on my mind.
Every dollar got a job to do,
Automatic growth, ain't nothing new.
Expense ratio? Near zero,
Compounding like a financial hero.
No meme stocks, I ain't playin’,
Slow grind wealth, that's what I'm sayin’.

[Chorus]
VTSAX and chill, baby, that's the thrill,
Passive gains while we Netflix still.
Buy the dip, stay the course,
Let the market be your silent force.

[Verse 2]
Monthly auto-buy, rain or shine,
Dollar-cost dance in perfect time.
Tax-loss harvestin’ like a boss,
Rebalance tight, minimize that loss.
Roth IRA got that backdoor swing,
Brokerage account doin’ its thing.
Long-term love, no get-rich-quick,
Just compound moves and that steady tick.

[Chorus]
VTSAX and chill, baby, that's the thrill,
Let the future grow while we split the bill.
Buy and hold like it's sacred law,
Forget the hype, I'm in awe.

[Bridge - Vocoder Voice]
[Taxable Account]
\"I keep it liquid, I keep it clean.\"
[Roth IRA]
\"I grow tax-free like a dream.\"
[Both]
\"Together we build, a diversified thrill,
FIRE ignited—it's the ultimate skill.\"

[Chorus - Big Finish]
VTSAX and chill, feel that thrill,
Living below means, climbing that hill.
Freedom ain't bought, it’s earned with grace,
And index love at a sustainable pace.

[Outro]
Set it, forget it, that's the drill,
Crack a seltzer, VTSAX and chill.
[Fade Out and End]