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  • Id:

    d440bfa6ff3db4abf09e11a8e3b535670656fcb3cfe324606c172ca1c224e92d
    safe

  • Prompt:

    Stinky Pete is a rancher who only takes a bath once a year whether he needs it or not. Ewww

  • Image:

    Stinky Pete's Annual Bath

  • Description:

    In this animated scene, a cowboy named Stinky Pete is taking a bath in a wooden tub. He is wearing a cowboy hat and a red vest, and he appears to be enjoying the moment. The environment is set in a forest, with trees surrounding the tub. The overall atmosphere is light-hearted and humorous, as the image portrays a unique and unconventional moment in the life of a cowboy.

  • Songs:

    👈 better

  • Lyrics:

    Title: Stinky Pete's Annual Bath
Tags: Country, Western, Storytelling

[Intro]
Out in the pines, where the coyotes cry,
Lives a man with a twinkle in his eye—
They call him Stinky Pete, and lord he’s proud,
Of that once-a-year scrubbin’ that draws a crowd.

[Verse 1]
He rides all year through mud and dust,
Smells like old beans, boots, and rust.
A cowboy legend with a nose-turnin' tale,
He bathes with a grin in a wooden pail.

[Chorus]
Stinky Pete, oh can’t you smell?
He’s a legend out on the ol’ corral.
But once a year, he hits that tub,
With soap and splash and a mighty scrub.
Yeehaw, it's bath time, raise your glass—
To the cleanest cowboy with a dirty past!

[Verse 2]
He soaps his chest and hums a tune,
Beneath the sky and a prairie moon.
Birds fly off and the deer all flee,
When Pete hits water—it’s a sight to see!

[Pre-Chorus]
The forest trembles, the critters hide,
It’s bath day for Pete, far and wide.

[Chorus]
Stinky Pete, oh can’t you smell?
He’s a legend out on the ol’ corral.
But once a year, he hits that tub,
With soap and splash and a mighty scrub.
Yeehaw, it's bath time, raise your glass—
To the cleanest cowboy with a dirty past!

[Bridge]
A red vest on, his hat still firm,
He scrubs his beard and chases germs.
Once the rinse is done, he roars with pride,
“I’m good till June twenty-five!”

[Outro]
So if you catch a breeze and it makes you swoon,
Just wait till Pete sings his bath-time tune.
He may stink now, but don't you fret,
That yearly wash ain't happened yet!

[End]