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  • Prompt:

    A light-hearted, story-driven ballad in lyrical form, capturing the rise and fall (and rise?) of the Michael Scott Paper Company. Thumbnail: a stack of paper. Title: “The Ballad of the Michael Scott Paper Company”. In the style of Don McLean [Verse 1] In the heart of Scranton town, where the paper’s always flyin’ A man named Michael took a stand, though no one knew he’s tryin’ With Ryan by his side again, and Pam who quit her desk They formed a scrappy company, and gave it all their best [Chorus] Oh, Michael Scott, your plan was flawed, but somehow kind of bold You sold with charm and breakfast deals, and didn’t do what you were told From closets came your empire, with cheese balls by the ton The Ballad of your paper war — it’s weird, but boy, you won [Verse 2] They worked from dawn to midnight, with barely room to breathe The space was small, the phones were loud, and Ryan sometimes seethed But clients liked the little guy, and orders started pouring And David Wallace heard the noise — though Toby found it boring [Chorus] Oh, Michael Scott, your odds were slim, but still you played your part You fought the giants with a grin, and showed your paper heart A closet office kingdom rose, beneath fluorescent sun The Ballad of your paper war — it’s weird, but boy, you won [Bridge] Then came the day they called you in, to offer you a deal You looked ‘em in the eye and said, “We’ve got the client feel.” No riches kept, no gold amassed, but dignity was bought And Pam got back her real desk job — more than anyone thought [Final Chorus] Oh, Michael Scott, you mad old boss, your legacy was true You tanked a company with style, then built one out of glue From temp to titan, three misfits rolled, and Scranton watched in fun The Ballad of the Paper Co. — a legend, poorly run

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    The Ballad of the Michael Scott Paper Company
  • Description:

    The image features a stack of old, yellowed papers, possibly a newspaper, arranged in a neat pile. The papers are placed on a wooden table, which adds a sense of warmth and nostalgia to the scene. The stack of papers seems to be a collection of stories, memories, and experiences, invoking a sense of curiosity and wonder about the past. The vintage appearance of the papers and the wooden table evoke a feeling of stepping back in time, allowing the viewer to appreciate the rich history and stories that these papers hold.

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  • Lyrics:

    Title: The Ballad of the Michael Scott Paper Company
    Tags: Folk, Troubadour, Storytelling, Emotional, Acoustic Guitar
    
    [Verse 1]
    In the heart of Scranton town, where the paper’s always flyin’
    A man named Michael took a stand, though no one knew he’s tryin’
    With Ryan by his side again, and Pam who quit her desk
    They formed a scrappy company, and gave it all their best
    
    [Chorus]
    Oh, Michael Scott, your plan was flawed, but somehow kind of bold
    You sold with charm and breakfast deals, and didn’t do what you were told
    From closets came your empire, with cheese balls by the ton
    The Ballad of your paper war — it’s weird, but boy, you won
    
    [Verse 2]
    They worked from dawn to midnight, with barely room to breathe
    The space was small, the phones were loud, and Ryan sometimes seethed
    But clients liked the little guy, and orders started pouring
    And David Wallace heard the noise — though Toby found it boring
    
    [Chorus]
    Oh, Michael Scott, your odds were slim, but still you played your part
    You fought the giants with a grin, and showed your paper heart
    A closet office kingdom rose, beneath fluorescent sun
    The Ballad of your paper war — it’s weird, but boy, you won
    
    [Bridge]
    Then came the day they called you in, to offer you a deal
    You looked ‘em in the eye and said, “We’ve got the client feel.”
    No riches kept, no gold amassed, but dignity was bought
    And Pam got back her real desk job — more than anyone thought
    
    [Final Chorus]
    Oh, Michael Scott, you mad old boss, your legacy was true
    You tanked a company with style, then built one out of glue
    From temp to titan, three misfits rolled, and Scranton watched in fun
    The Ballad of the Paper Co. — a legend, poorly run
    
    [Outro]
    The stack of papers tells it all, of hustle, heart, and glee
    Of friendship, flaws, and paper dreams — in Scranton’s history