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Song Prompt (999 characters): Write a fast-paced yodel-techno-opera ballad from the perspective of a lactose-intolerant alien cow named Bloopzoon-9, who crash-landed in a Wisconsin cheese factory during an intergalactic dairy embargo. The song should switch languages mid-verse between Klingon, Pig Latin, and aggressive Morse code beatboxing, with background vocals by sentient toasters harmonizing in barbershop quartet style. The chorus must be entirely composed of sneeze sounds synced to dubstep drops, and the bridge should feature a dramatic kazoo solo representing Bloopzoon-9’s existential crisis upon realizing Earth milk is 4.2% fat. End the song with a whispered confession in binary that reveals Bloopzoon-9 has secretly been a vegan the whole time. Must rhyme every fourth word with “gorgonzola,” but only using made-up words. Title: “UDDERLY OUTTA SPACE (ft. DJ Sneeze Byte & The Toastlords)”.
In the image, a small, cute, and purple cow is standing on a dirt ground, possibly in a forest. The cow appears to be the main focus of the scene, and it is positioned in the center of the image. The cow's unique color and design make it stand out against the natural backdrop. The overall atmosphere of the image is playful and whimsical, as it features a cow that is not a typical representation of a cow.
Title: UDDERLY OUTTA SPACE (ft. DJ Sneeze Byte & The Toastlords)
Tags: Yodel-Techno, Opera, Dubstep, Barbershop Quartet
[Intro - Yodel-Techno] Yeeeee-heeee, in a galaxy far, far away, I'm Bloopzoon-9, a cow in disarray, flumplenook gorgonzola Crash-landed in Wisconsin, oh what a snafu, wizzle whim gorgonzola I'm lactose-intolerant, it's a real pain, floopenbloop gorgonzola But I'll survive, with my techno-yodel refrain, jimjam gorgonzola [Verse 1 - Klingon] Qapla' jIH, I'm on a mission, to explore this dairy vision, glorb gorgonzola But the cheese is strong, it's a trap, I must resist, flibber flab gorgonzola I switch to Pig Latin, to confuse the foe, igpay atthay, eehay, orfay gorgonzola And then I beatbox, in Morse code, dit-dit-dit, dah-dah-dah, zoink gorgonzola [Chorus - Dubstep Sneeze] Achoo, achoo, ah-CHOO, sneeze sounds galore, eehay gorgonzola Achoo, achoo, ah-CHOO, dubstep drops, and I ask for more, flumplen gorgonzola Achoo, achoo, ah-CHOO, it's a sneezy serenade, wum wum gorgonzola Achoo, achoo, ah-CHOO, I'm Bloopzoon-9, in a dairy shade, jim jim gorgonzola [Verse 2 - Aggressive Beatboxing] Dit-dit-dit, dah-dah-dah, I'm on a roll, flibberdejibbet gorgonzola Zoink zoink, zap zap, I'm taking control, wizzlethorpe gorgonzola I'm a cow in space, with a techno-grudge, glimmerglorp gorgonzola I'll yodel and beatbox, till I reach the edge, flumplenux gorgonzola [Bridge - Kazoo Solo] Weeeee-ooo, weeeee-ooo, it's a kazoo serenade, eehay gorgonzola Weeeee-ooo, weeeee-ooo, I'm searching for a shade, flibberflam gorgonzola 4.2% fat, it's a crisis, I must confess, wum wum gorgonzola Weeeee-ooo, weeeee-ooo, I'm Bloopzoon-9, in a dairy mess, jimjam gorgonzola [Outro - Whispers in Binary] 01101110 01101111 01110100, I have a secret to share, flumplenook gorgonzola 01101110 01101111 01110100, I'm a vegan, beyond compare, wizzlewhim gorgonzola 01101110 01101111 01110100, it's a shock, I know, but it's true, eehay gorgonzola 01101110 01101111 01110100, I'm Bloopzoon-9, and I'm vegan, too, jimjam gorgonzola