• Id:

    ae60b4c585c20edd49f21fb7e418b3e364ed9a2785196e55ac7eaf5b17de10b2
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  • Prompt:

    Song Prompt: “The Internet Is Not Real” Genre/Style: Zany, upbeat, accordion-driven dance anthem with a quirky, carnival-like vibe. Think Weird Al meets a bouncy, feel-good hoedown. Fast-paced, infectious rhythm with exaggerated vocals and silly sound effects (boings, kazoos, slide whistles) for a playful, absurd edge. Tone: Satirical, lighthearted, and slightly wacky, poking fun at internet obsession while celebrating real-world connections. The lyrics are a cheerful wake-up call, like a hyperactive street band shaking you out of a digital daze. Structure: Verse 1 – Chorus – Verse 2 – Chorus – Bridge – Chorus (x2 for a big finish)
Length: ~3 minutes, high-energy and punchy. Themes & Message: • The internet is a loud, chaotic bubble where 99% of the “emergencies,” trends, and arguments don’t touch your real life—your family, friends, neighbors, or daily grind. • Offline, life hums along as it always has, untouched by viral posts or clickbait. Disconnecting reveals a grounded, vibrant world. • “Touching grass” is the cure: go outside, soak up the sun, talk face-to-face, and rediscover human connection over digital noise. • The song mocks online absurdities (doomscrolling, influencers, comment-section rants) while cheering for the tactile, joyful reality of the physical world. Lyrics Guidance: • Verse 1: Paint a picture of someone hunched over their phone, freaking out over trending hashtags, “apocalyptic” news, or viral dance challenges. Show how none of this matters to their actual day—Mom’s still baking, the dog’s still chewing, the neighbor’s still waving. Use funny, vivid imagery (e.g., “X is screaming ‘the world’s gonna fry!’ but my lawn’s green, and the sun’s in the sky”). • Chorus: Catchy, chantable hook: “The internet’s not real, it’s just a big ol’ squeal!” Push disconnecting (“toss the phone, kill the stream”) and living IRL (“touch the grass, chase the sun’s gleam”). Keep it repetitive for sing-alongs, with a bouncy, carnival vibe (e.g., “hey-hey-hey” backing vocals). • Verse 2: Lean into the ridiculousness of online life—crypto scams, puppy reels, “geniuses” in comment wars. Contrast with real-world joys: kids biking, a block party barbecue, or laughing with friends at the corner store. Add a zany line like “ditch the screen and jitterbug with Grandpa.” • Bridge: Slow briefly for a mock-dramatic plea, like a carnival barker shouting, “Step away from the Wi-Fi, amen!” List simple pleasures—feeling the breeze, fist-bumping a neighbor, hearing crickets instead of notifications. Surge back to a wild, upbeat crescendo. • Final Chorus: Crank the energy with a call-and-response (“Who needs the ‘net? Not us!”). End with a big, goofy flourish, like a kazoo fanfare or a shouted “TOUCH THAT GRASS!” Musical Elements: • Instrumentation: Accordion for a lively lead, tuba or upright bass for a bouncy foundation, clarinet or fiddle for whimsical flair, and drums with a relentless, danceable beat. Sprinkle in kazoos or a banjo for extra silliness. Add sound effects like a “ping!” for notifications or a “splat!” when the phone’s ditched. • Vocal Style: Over-the-top and theatrical, blending earnest cheer with cheeky sarcasm. Backup singers can chant “hey-hey-hey!” or echo lines for crowd hype. • Catchy Chorus Example:
“The internet’s not real, it’s just a big ol’ squeal! / Toss the phone, kill the stream, life’s sweeter than a meme! / Touch the grass, chase the sun’s gleam, join the real-world team! / Hey-hey-hey, the internet’s not real!” • Energy: Fast (120-140 BPM), unrelenting, like a street fair dance party. The bridge can ease up for contrast, but otherwise, it’s a whirlwind of fun. Specific Imagery & Lines to Include: • Mock online frenzy: “Doomscroll gremlins shriek ‘it’s all gonna crash!’ but my sandwich is tasty, and my yard’s got grass!” • Real-world anchor: “Kids ride scooters, the mailbox squeaks, life’s been great for a million weeks!” • Zany call to action: “Unplug the modem, boogie with your sister, grab a lemonade, let the good times blister!” • Bridge moment: “Hear the breeze, not the dings, smell the daisies, not the screens!” Performance Notes: • Picture this at a summer block party, the band in loud Hawaiian shirts or straw hats, bouncing around like caffeinated clowns. Get the crowd involved—yell “TOUCH THE GRASS!” or clap to the beat. • The music video could show a phone zombie yeeting their device into a pond, then dancing through a lively neighborhood with friends, kids, and a quirky street band, as internet graphics (emojis, likes) pop and vanish. Goal: The song should have listeners grinning, dancing, and itching to step away from their screens. It’s a wacky, joyful nudge that real life—family, friends, nature, and face-to-face fun—is where the magic happens.

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    The Internet Is Not Real
  • Description:

    The image features a cartoon character walking away from a computer screen, with the message "The internet is not real" displayed prominently. The character appears to be leaving behind the digital world and embracing the real world, as indicated by the phrase "touch that grass." The scene is set in a lively, colorful environment, with the character surrounded by vibrant colors and exaggerated features. The overall tone of the image is lighthearted and playful, encouraging viewers to disconnect from the internet and connect with the world around them.

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  • Lyrics:

    Title: The Internet Is Not Real
    Tags: Zany, Upbeat, Accordion-driven Dance Anthem, Carnival Vibe, Quirky, Feel-good Hoedown
    
    Verse 1:
    
    I’m stuck in a loop, scrolling through doom,
    Hashtags are screeching, and the world’s gonna zoom!
    X is screaming ‘the world’s gonna fry!’
    But my lawn’s green, and the sun’s in the sky!
    
    Chorus:
    
    The internet’s not real, it’s just a big ol’ squeal!
    Toss the phone, kill the stream, life’s sweeter than a meme!
    Touch the grass, chase the sun’s gleam, join the real-world team!
    Hey-hey-hey, the internet’s not real!
    
    Verse 2:
    
    Crypto scams and puppy reels,
    Geniuses fighting over virtual deals!
    But outside, the kids are riding bikes,
    Neighbor’s grilling up some barbecue spikes!
    Ditch the screen and jitterbug with Grandpa!
    
    Chorus:
    
    The internet’s not real, it’s just a big ol’ squeal!
    Toss the phone, kill the stream, life’s sweeter than a meme!
    Touch the grass, chase the sun’s gleam, join the real-world team!
    Hey-hey-hey, the internet’s not real!
    
    Bridge:
    
    Step away from the Wi-Fi, amen!
    Feel the breeze, not the dings, smell the daisies, not the screens!
    Fist bump the neighbor, hear the crickets sing,
    Let go of the notifications and let the real world ring!
    
    Chorus (x2):
    
    The internet’s not real, it’s just a big ol’ squeal!
    Toss the phone, kill the stream, life’s sweeter than a meme!
    Touch the grass, chase the sun’s gleam, join the real-world team!
    Hey-hey-hey, the internet’s not real!
    
    Final Call-and-Response:
    Who needs the ‘net? Not us!
    TOUCH THAT GRASS! (kazoo fanfare)