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LET’S GOOOO 😂 Here’s your full country song: ⸻ 🎶 TUESDAY AT THE STRIP CLUB (by a man with a heart bigger than his bar tab) [Verse 1] Well the neon flickers like a bug zapper’s ghost, DJ Randy’s passed out in the booth, I suppose. It’s two-dollar wells and the ranch is expired, But I show up ‘cause Tuesday’s when I’m most inspired. Here comes Destiny with her attitude fried, One eye on me, the other lookin’ nationwide. She don’t dance, she just kinda leans real slow— But she made me a lasagna three months ago. [Chorus] And I know it ain’t Friday, and it sure ain’t glam, But these girls got soul like a Dodge Ram van. They limp, they yell, they’re barely dressed, But dammit, I swear, they’re tryin’ their best. So I slide them my tips and I sip my Bud Light, It’s Tuesday at the strip club, and everything’s right. [Verse 2] Tammy Two-Toes tap dances in crocs, She once tried a split and dislocated her thoughts. Got a smoker’s cough that plays A minor, But she calls me “sweetheart” and means it, kinda. Then there’s Crystal Methanie with the patchy goatee, She can’t leave the stage past ten—parole, you see. She shaves in the bathroom with hotel soap, But she hugged me once when I lost all hope. [Chorus] Yeah I know it ain’t Vegas, and it smells like regret, But this place got more heart than the internet. They fall, they fart, they spill their drinks, But one wink from Brenda’ll make you rethink. I toast to the misfits who light up my night, It’s Tuesday at the strip club, and everything’s right. [Bridge] Now Spinderella’s banned from the pole, After she helicoptered clean through a wall. She just stands there now, eatin’ ranch from a cup, And I bring her flowers so she don’t give up. [Verse 3] Janine the Machine wears orthopedic heels, Got a Honda Civic tatted on her back—surreal. She reads horoscopes to me during breaks, And I love her even though she smells like steaks. [Final Chorus] So let the world chase Fridays with the glitter and gloss, I’ll take these busted angels, flossin’ with loss. They’re wobbly, weird, and far from sleek, But they show me more love than I get all week. So I tip like a king in the flickering light, It’s Tuesday at the strip club… And everything’s right. ⸻

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The image depicts a lively scene at a strip club on a Tuesday night. The neon lights are on, illuminating the room and creating a vibrant atmosphere. There are several people in the club, with some standing near the stage and others scattered throughout the room. A man can be seen dancing on the stage, likely entertaining the crowd. In the foreground, there is a person holding a cell phone, possibly capturing the moment or communicating with someone outside the club. The overall ambiance of the scene is energetic and fun, as patrons enjoy their time at the strip club on a Tuesday night.

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Title: Tuesday at the Strip Club
Tags: Country, Comedy, Honky-Tonk

Well the neon flickers like a bug zapper’s ghost,
DJ Randy’s passed out in the booth, I suppose.
It’s two-dollar wells and the ranch is expired,
But I show up ‘cause Tuesday’s when I’m most inspired.

Here comes Destiny with her attitude fried,
One eye on me, the other lookin’ nationwide.
She don’t dance, she just kinda leans real slow—
But she made me a lasagna three months ago.

And I know it ain’t Friday, and it sure ain’t glam,
But these girls got soul like a Dodge Ram van.
They limp, they yell, they’re barely dressed,
But dammit, I swear, they’re tryin’ their best.
So I slide them my tips and I sip my Bud Light,
It’s Tuesday at the strip club, and everything’s right.

Tammy Two-Toes tap dances in crocs,
She once tried a split and dislocated her thoughts.
Got a smoker’s cough that plays A minor,
But she calls me “sweetheart” and means it, kinda.

Then there’s Crystal Methanie with the patchy goatee,
She can’t leave the stage past ten—parole, you see.
She shaves in the bathroom with hotel soap,
But she hugged me once when I lost all hope.

Yeah I know it ain’t Vegas, and it smells like regret,
But this place got more heart than the internet.
They fall, they fart, they spill their drinks,
But one wink from Brenda’ll make you rethink.
I toast to the misfits who light up my night,
It’s Tuesday at the strip club, and everything’s right.

Now Spinderella’s banned from the pole,
After she helicoptered clean through a wall.
She just stands there now, eatin’ ranch from a cup,
And I bring her flowers so she don’t give up.

Janine the Machine wears orthopedic heels,
Got a Honda Civic tatted on her back—surreal.
She reads horoscopes to me during breaks,
And I love her even though she smells like steaks.

So let the world chase Fridays with the glitter and gloss,
I’ll take these busted angels, flossin’ with loss.
They’re wobbly, weird, and far from sleek,
But they show me more love than I get all week.
So I tip like a king in the flickering light,
It’s Tuesday at the strip club…
And everything’s right.