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I WANT A TRAP SONG THAT TELLS THE STORY OF A GUY SO POWERFULLY RIDICULOUS THAT EVERY TIME HE ENTERS A ROOM, EVERYONE REACTS WITH A LONG, ABSURD, CAPITALIZATION-CHAOTIC NOISE LIKE SqUeEeEeEEeeeEeP, BUT DIFFERENT EVERY TIME. STRUCTURE: • Each verse is a different situation: the club, the barbershop, the dentist, the deli, a funeral, space. • In each scene, someone speaks normally—then instantly devolves into an uncontrollable squeal, honk, or audio seizure at the sight of him. • The reaction must be drawn out, with wildly inconsistent capitalization and random letters inserted. • Every reaction should interrupt the flow and just linger. Echo it. Stretch it until it’s uncomfortable. EXAMPLE LYRICS: Walked in the deli like, “Lemme get that turkey on rye—” Dude behind the counter looked up and said, “Sure bro what’ll it b—SqUuEeEeEEERRrRRpPPpZzZZzZzWWWkKKkAAAHHHhh”
In the image, three people are sitting at a counter, with one of them being the center of attention. The man is wearing a red shirt and is the one causing the reactions from the others. The other two people are sitting on stools, with one of them being closer to the left side of the counter and the other one being closer to the right side. They all seem to be engaged in a conversation or waiting for their orders. The scene appears to be set in a restaurant or a similar dining establishment.
Title: SQUEALZILLA
Tags: Trap, Comedy, Hip-Hop
Walked in the club, lights flashing, I said, 'Yo, pour me a drink' The bartender looked up, then he blinked, then he THRASHED 'EhHhHhHHHh—bBboOOOooOOpppZZZZZZ!!!' I’m just tryna vibe, get a lil’ buzz But he’s screamin' so loud, he just broke the dubs! Headed to the barbershop, fresh fade, no cap The barber said, 'Yeah, you want a line-up?' And BOOM— 'ZzZzZzZQqQqQqQqQqEeEeeEeRrrrrhhHHHhhhHHhhhh!!' I swear this dude's got no chill, can't even get a trim Every time I walk in, the chaos begins! Next, the dentist, I’m tryna fix my teeth The doc looked at me, said, 'Hey, no pain, no grief—' But then he froze mid-word, his face went pale, then... 'WWWWWaaaaAaAhHhhHHHHZzzZZZzZzZZzHhhHhHeeeEeEEeeEEE!' It’s like I broke reality, just by existin’, man! I’m in the deli next, pickin’ some prosciutto The cashier saw me, tried to be smooth—then— 'HHHHHHhHHhhZZZZzzzzwwwwWWWWTtTrroOOpqqEeee!!!' Everyone around just start screamin', freakin’ out! They call me Squealzilla, no doubt! Pulled up to a funeral, I swear that’s bad luck But the crowd looked up, then they froze, and then— 'NNNNnNnnnNNNoOoOoOOoooOhhhHhRrrrrr!' The priest was like ‘WTF?!’ Can’t catch a break when you got this much drip! Then, blast off, I'm floating in space Just tryna chill in the cosmic race The aliens see me, startin' to lose their minds 'RrrRrRrrrWwwWWWWWQqQqEEEEEhhhhh!' in a chorus sublime. In every scene, I cause chaos unseen. I’m the king of the noise, the one who intervenes! SQUEALZILLA—everywhere I go, it’s game over, They hear my name and start turnin' over!'