• Id:

    51a114b04f52e6594fb5a7d5777028504e54c6283afb879007b03cb59e68e230
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  • Prompt:

    Title: “Blazers & Daddy’s Credit Card” Genre: Indie Pop / Satirical Funk Description: “Blazers & Daddy’s Credit Card” is a tongue-in-cheek bop that roasts Ivy League prep boys with love, shade, and just a hint of envy. With bouncy piano riffs and preppy choir harmonies, the song follows a cast of loafer-wearing, legacy-admitted, debate-team-trophy-polishing boys who can quote Aristotle but still don’t know how to do laundry. Each verse unpacks the daily dramas of life at the top: choosing between rowing practice or writing a Medium think piece on capitalism—while sipping ethically sourced espresso. From their monogrammed cufflinks to the way they say “summered in Nantucket” with a straight face, these boys are both ridiculous and fascinating. Catchy, clever, and ripe for a campus dance party, it’s a musical wink to privilege, pastel pants, and the power of networking.

  • Image:

    Blazers & Daddy’s Credit Card
  • Description:

    The image features a group of five young men standing next to each other, all dressed in suits and ties. They appear to be well-dressed and well-groomed, possibly attending a formal event or a business meeting. The men are positioned in a way that they are all visible, with some standing closer to the front and others further back. The scene conveys a sense of professionalism and camaraderie among the group members.

  • Songs:

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  • Lyrics:

    Title: Blazers & Daddy’s Credit Card
    Tags: pop, indie pop, preppy choir harmonies, male vocals, bouncy piano riffs, satirical funk, funk
    
    [Verse]
    Blazer crisp and collar popped
    Daddy’s card
    It never stops
    Philosophy class
    Quoting Kant
    But laundry’s still a daunting want
    
    [Chorus]
    Blazers and Daddy’s credit card
    Living large but thinking hard
    Can’t fold a shirt but they’ll debate
    Legacy dreams that seal their fate
    
    [Verse 2]
    Loafers polished
    Socks in plaid
    A humble brag about their dad
    Debate team trophies line the wall
    But can’t remember mom’s last call
    
    [Chorus]
    Blazers and Daddy’s credit card
    Living large but thinking hard
    Can’t fold a shirt but they’ll debate
    Legacy dreams that seal their fate
    
    [Bridge]
    Oh Aristotle’s got the cure
    But dry cleaning? They’re not sure
    Preppy choir sings their hymn
    Entitled boys who never swim
    
    [Chorus]
    Blazers and Daddy’s credit card
    Living large but thinking hard
    Can’t fold a shirt but they’ll debate
    Legacy dreams that seal their fate