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Title: “Blazers & Daddy’s Credit Card” Genre: Indie Pop / Satirical Funk Description: “Blazers & Daddy’s Credit Card” is a tongue-in-cheek bop that roasts Ivy League prep boys with love, shade, and just a hint of envy. With bouncy piano riffs and preppy choir harmonies, the song follows a cast of loafer-wearing, legacy-admitted, debate-team-trophy-polishing boys who can quote Aristotle but still don’t know how to do laundry. Each verse unpacks the daily dramas of life at the top: choosing between rowing practice or writing a Medium think piece on capitalism—while sipping ethically sourced espresso. From their monogrammed cufflinks to the way they say “summered in Nantucket” with a straight face, these boys are both ridiculous and fascinating. Catchy, clever, and ripe for a campus dance party, it’s a musical wink to privilege, pastel pants, and the power of networking.
The image features a group of five young men standing next to each other, all dressed in suits and ties. They appear to be well-dressed and well-groomed, possibly attending a formal event or a business meeting. The men are positioned in a way that they are all visible, with some standing closer to the front and others further back. The scene conveys a sense of professionalism and camaraderie among the group members.
Title: Blazers & Daddy’s Credit Card
Tags: pop, indie pop, preppy choir harmonies, male vocals, bouncy piano riffs, satirical funk, funk
[Verse] Blazer crisp and collar popped Daddy’s card It never stops Philosophy class Quoting Kant But laundry’s still a daunting want [Chorus] Blazers and Daddy’s credit card Living large but thinking hard Can’t fold a shirt but they’ll debate Legacy dreams that seal their fate [Verse 2] Loafers polished Socks in plaid A humble brag about their dad Debate team trophies line the wall But can’t remember mom’s last call [Chorus] Blazers and Daddy’s credit card Living large but thinking hard Can’t fold a shirt but they’ll debate Legacy dreams that seal their fate [Bridge] Oh Aristotle’s got the cure But dry cleaning? They’re not sure Preppy choir sings their hymn Entitled boys who never swim [Chorus] Blazers and Daddy’s credit card Living large but thinking hard Can’t fold a shirt but they’ll debate Legacy dreams that seal their fate