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Prompt:

Everyone thought I was joking when I said “I wish life was a musical”—but now it is, and I’m the reason. I accidentally wished too hard during a meteor shower while holding a vintage kazoo, and now the laws of speech have been replaced with spontaneous choreography and dangerously catchy melodies. The song opens mid-panic as I try to warn my friends that casual conversation is now illegal unless sung with full-body passion. Style: manic electro-swing meets cosmic gospel, with surprise dubstep drops and an involuntary tap-dance section. The chorus is me trying to yell “We need to HIDE!!” but it keeps becoming a glittery anthem of self-empowerment. Bridge: a raccoon gives legal advice in falsetto. Final chorus triggers town-wide sobbing and pirouettes. Title: Shut Up and Sing, Graham

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Description:

The image depicts a whimsical scene where a raccoon, dressed in a red coat, is holding a kazoo and standing on a stage. The raccoon appears to be singing a song that has replaced the laws of speech with spontaneous choreography and dangerously catchy melodies. The stage is set against a backdrop of a night sky, adding to the surreal atmosphere of the scene. The image captures the essence of the original prompt, where the raccoon is the reason behind the change in the world, and it is now a musical where everyone must sing with full-body passion.

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Title: Shut Up and Sing, Graham
Tags: manic electro-swing, cosmic gospel, dubstep drops, theatrical, glitter anthem

[Verse 1]
Why are you all blinking like that?
I said the words and now it’s fact
Meteor crashed, the kazoo hummed,
Now every chat’s a tap-dance drum!

[Pre-Chorus]
Tried to say \"Oh no! We’re doomed!\"
But the room lit up and the bass just boomed—

[Chorus]
🎶 We need to HIIIIIIDE—
No, not sparkle inside! 🎶
🎶 It’s a lyrical law now, no talking allowed—
Just dance, and emote it with pride! 🎶

[Break — Tap-Dance Interlude]
(clattering shoes, accidental jazz hands)

[Verse 2]
Brenda’s in tears but also a split
Carl just confessed mid-pirouette skit
Even the pigeons harmonize fear
And Graham's doing jazz-squares in high gear

[Chorus]
🎶 We need to HIIIIIIDE—
But it turns into joy every time! 🎶
🎶 This ain’t survival, it’s Broadway revival,
And my warning keeps rhyming in rhyme! 🎶

[Bridge — Raccoon in Falsetto]
[Legal Raccoon 🦝]:
🎵 According to Section 9, Sub-part 3,
All conversations must now be in key! 🎵
🎵 Your kazoo wish is binding law,
Sung disclosures without a flaw! 🎵

[Bass Drop]
(beat shifts into cosmic dubstep chaos)

[Final Chorus — Town-Wide]
🎶 We need to HIIIIIIDE—
But our limbs won’t comply! 🎶
🎶 This anthem of glitter, it just gets bigger,
And we sob as we spin to the sky! 🎶

[Big Finish]
🎶 Shut up and siiiiiing, Graaaaaaham! 🎶

[End]