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Prompt:

A folk ballad about a dog who doesn’t get along with other dogs. There is a surprise hit crescendo on the word “asshole” at the end of the refrain “I’m sorry my dog’s a bit of an ASSHOLE!”

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Description:

The image features a small, cute dog sitting on the ground, looking sad and lonely. The dog's expression and posture evoke a sense of empathy and sympathy from the viewer. The scene is set against a backdrop of a dark, moody sky, which adds to the overall mood of the image. The dog appears to be the main focus of the scene, and its sadness is the central theme of the image.

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Lyrics:

Title: Sorry My Dog's a Bit of an Asshole
Tags: Folk, Troubadour, Storytelling

[Verse 1]
In a quiet little town where the daisies grow,
Lives a scruffy little dog that the whole block knows.
With a growl and a bark and a sideways glance,
He’ll chase off your poodle, won’t give peace a chance.

[Chorus]
Oh, I’m sorry my dog’s a bit of an ASSHOLE!
He don’t like strangers or dogs on a stroll.
He’s got a heart of gold, but a temper foul,
I’m sorry my dog’s a bit of an ASSHOLE!

[Verse 2]
He snarled at the beagle from apartment three,
Chased a lab mix right up a tree.
He’s got no friends, just his favorite bone,
Growlin’ in his corner, sittin’ all alone.

[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m sorry my dog’s a bit of an ASSHOLE!
He’s barkin’ at shadows and diggin’ a hole.
He’s loyal and brave, but he’s tough to console,
I’m sorry my dog’s a bit of an ASSHOLE!

[Bridge]
At night he curls up by my side,
Snorin’ like thunder with a grin so wide.
He may be wild, he may be mean,
But he’s the truest friend I’ve ever seen.

[Refrain]
So I’m sorry my dog’s a bit of an ASSHOLE!
Don’t let him near your fancy casserole.
He’s my best friend, heart and soul,
I’m sorry my dog’s a bit of an ASSHOLE!

[Outro]
He don’t fetch and he don’t beg,
But he’ll stand with me on any leg.
So laugh or frown, bless your soul—
I’m proud my dog’s a bit of an ASSHOLE!