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Prompt:

SONG TITLE: Salad Bowls (KALE) GENRE: Memphis Phonk Trap / Surreal Mumblecore FORMAT: Chorus-only looped structure with evolving adlibs and slurred mumble verses between each chorus. TONE: Kale-obsessed, spiritually unwell, surrealist foodcore. No gym. No crime. Just obsession. VOCALS: Slurred, sleepy, hypnotized. Mumbled verses should sound nearly unintelligible but follow rhythm and rhyme. Adlibs must be long, chaotic, and absurd — combining mouth gun sounds, beeps, glitches, fake brand slogans, and broken logic. INSTRUMENTALS: Memphis phonk style — blown-out 808s, triplet hi-hats, sharp snares, heavy cowbell, tape hiss, and weird samples like grocery scanner pings, microwave dings, modem static, elevator chimes, and fax tones. EFFECTS: Use distorted vocal stacks, slowed/pitched phrases, chopped glitches, and static bursts. Each loop increases in intensity. Beat should feel lo-fi, evil, and unexplainably vegetal. ⸻ 🔁 CHORUS (repeat each loop) Pour up. KAIL. Green juice. KAIL. Chop it. KAIL. Blend it. KAIL. Pass out. KAIL. Wake up. KAIL. Leafy. KAIL. Gritty. KAIL. ⸻ 🎤 MUMBLED VERSE 1 mmmn uh, tuhssdup leebz iss rih-choo-wuhl shakuh cup brimfoo, spihrrichu-wuhl blay spinn bak like vizzhuwz clee mahhhn, tuhng blee’d, habih-chuwuhl grinz tok bak when I sipum vuhhs inna pulp said “don quih’um” durr on muh lip buh’m lif-tid sippin dis shayk like it’s skripshuh ⸻ 🔊 CHORUS + ADLIBS (Loop 1) Pour up. KAIL. (“GRRT-GRRT. Bloop bloop!”) Green juice. KAIL. (“Ping! Smoothie crime.”) Chop it. KAIL. (“TCH-TCH-KA! Blade talkin’.”) Blend it. KAIL. (“Whirr-whirr-BRAHHHH!”) Pass out. KAIL. (“Zzzt—bruh went leafmode.”) Wake up. KAIL. (“Bleeep! I seen the stalk.”) Leafy. KAIL. (“TICK-TICK! Bite that message.”) Gritty. KAIL. (“GRRTATA—TCH-TCH—womp!”) ⸻ 🎤 MUMBLED VERSE 2 meh-tuh-tayyy n’ duh blaynduhhh, no drrahhmaaa sssippuh fassss, leaf turn tuh lah-vahhh wakuhp face innuh bowlaaa-ahhh breeeebin slohh wit a grreeenn bandaaahnaaa sshpilluh stems, thangz tuh m’maaamaa kahl got keyz tuh muh shakraaaa ssshhhlupp out d’door, in a robe fulla karmaa flo’tin ova stoop screamin long liiive papaaaayaaaa ⸻ 🔊 CHORUS + ADLIBS (Loop 2) Pour up. KAIL. (“GRRRTATA—blip blip! Fax the greens.”) Green juice. KAIL. (“CHHP CHHP! This blend haunted.”)

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Description:

The image features a large bowl filled with a variety of vegetables, including broccoli and carrots. The bowl is placed on a dining table, and the vegetables are arranged in a visually appealing manner. The scene is set in a kitchen, with a sink visible in the background. The overall atmosphere of the image is one of healthy eating and a focus on fresh produce.

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Lyrics:

Title: Salad Bowls (KALE)
Tags: Memphis Phonk Trap, Surreal Mumblecore, Glitchy, Distorted, Chaotic

[Chorus]
Pour up. KAIL.
Green juice. KAIL.
Chop it. KAIL.
Blend it. KAIL.
Pass out. KAIL.
Wake up. KAIL.
Leafy. KAIL.
Gritty. KAIL.

[Mumbled Verse 1]
mmmn uh, tuhssdup leebz iss rih-choo-wuhl shakuh cup brimfoo,
spihrrichu-wuhl blay spinn bak like vizzhuwz clee mahhhn,
tuhng blee’d, habih-chuwuhl grinz tok bak when I sipum
vuhhs inna pulp said “don quih’um” durr on muh lip
buh’m lif-tid sippin dis shayk like it’s skripshuh

[Chorus + Adlibs Loop 1]
Pour up. KAIL. (\"GRRT-GRRT. Bloop bloop!\")
Green juice. KAIL. (\"Ping! Smoothie crime.\")
Chop it. KAIL. (\"TCH-TCH-KA! Blade talkin’.\")
Blend it. KAIL. (\"Whirr-whirr-BRAHHHH!\")
Pass out. KAIL. (\"Zzzt—bruh went leafmode.\")
Wake up. KAIL. (\"Bleeep! I seen the stalk.\")
Leafy. KAIL. (\"TICK-TICK! Bite that message.\")
Gritty. KAIL. (\"GRRTATA—TCH-TCH—womp!\")

[Mumbled Verse 2]
meh-tuh-tayyy n’ duh blaynduhhh, no drrahhmaaa
sssippuh fassss, leaf turn tuh lah-vahhh
wakuhp face innuh bowlaaa-ahhh
breeeebin slohh wit a grreeenn bandaaahnaaa
sshpilluh stems, thangz tuh m’maaamaa
kahl got keyz tuh muh shakraaaa
ssshhhlupp out d’door, in a robe fulla karmaa
flo’tin ova stoop screamin long liiive papaaaayaaaa

[Chorus + Adlibs Loop 2]
Pour up. KAIL. (\"GRRRTATA—blip blip! Fax the greens.\")
Green juice. KAIL. (\"CHHP CHHP! This blend haunted.\")
Chop it. KAIL. (\"TCH-KA-KA! Salad telepathy.\")
Blend it. KAIL. (\"Whiiiir-bzzzzt—GRRAAH!\")
Pass out. KAIL. (\"Beep-beep—leaflord offline.\")
Wake up. KAIL. (\"DING! Greens reboot.\")
Leafy. KAIL. (\"TICK-TICK—bite bite—error 404.\")
Gritty. KAIL. (\"BRRT-BRRT—KALE STORM.\")

[Chorus Loop Outro]
Pour up. KAIL.
Green juice. KAIL.
Chop it. KAIL.
Blend it. KAIL.
Pass out. KAIL.
Wake up. KAIL.
Leafy. KAIL.
Gritty. KAIL. [Fade Out]