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    Strategic Partnerships & Other Lies 2 (Web 3 Edition) Genre: Alt-electropop / spoken-word rap fusion Tone: Witty, suspicious, a little manic, and self-aware Vibe: Think Glass Animals meets Bo Burnham meets crypto Twitter ⸻ Verse 1 We launched with a pitch deck, no product in sight Raised pre-seed from Obelisk Edge overnight Series A came from Wavelength Nine Their email signature just said “vibes and time” Then Quantum Fox Labs “joined the advisory board” (Though I think they also sold me that same keyboard) Sojourn Robotics built us some bots Then Nimbus Collective… did something. We forgot. ⸻ Chorus And then we partnered (we PROUDLY partnered!) With Cantaloupe Horizons, Velvet Ox Capital ForkKnife gave us tokens in a backpack labeled “magical” We onboarded EchoNode, then API Saints They audited our memes and rebranded our complaints Yeah we raised funds (so many funds!) From Hollow Pine, Triple Mint, and BlockEquator Sons They all had logos but just one LinkedIn And somehow our lead dev is also named Quinn ⸻ Verse 2 PandaFuse Middleware claimed our stack was divine DreamQuanta Mesh said “just add more slime” We launched a DAO with Token & Table They promised governance, but it’s just a fable Our front end’s running on DustyBridge 2 (Which is probably just DustyBridge… but new?) Pixel Dust Prophets gave us art in a week Then NonFungible Nomads put it all on a beanie boutique ⸻ Bridge Now MetaNest Infra is handling ops While Fractal Pallet Systems sells coffee shops Neon Oracle Studio says our soul is aligned And DegenMetric gave us a vibes score of “kind” HaloSocket did PR, we think And GummyDAO made a quiz and a stink Chain of Vibes launched our token at dawn And Carbonette Protocol… they’re probably gone ⸻ Final Chorus (The Twist) But hold up—wait Every founder sounds the same on voice chat Same hoodie, same mic, same white-wall flat I’m pretty sure it’s all one guy Running twenty aliases and living a lie He’s ForkKnife, he’s BlockEquator, he’s Cantaloupe VC He sent a wire to himself and onboarded… me

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    Strategic Partnerships & Other Lies 2 (Web 3 Edition)

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    The image features a man wearing headphones and a hoodie, with a purple background that adds a unique touch to the scene. He appears to be the center of attention, possibly a musician or a tech entrepreneur. The man is surrounded by various elements that suggest a creative and innovative environment. There are multiple books scattered around the scene, indicating a focus on learning and knowledge. A keyboard can also be seen, which might be used for composing music or programming. The combination of these elements creates a vibrant and engaging atmosphere, reflecting the man's passion for his craft or his involvement in the tech industry.

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    Title: Strategic Partnerships & Other Lies 2 (Web 3 Edition)
Tags: Alt-electropop, Spoken-Word Rap Fusion

Verse 1
We launched with a pitch deck, no product in sight
Raised pre-seed from Obelisk Edge overnight
Series A came from Wavelength Nine
Their email signature just said “vibes and time”
Then Quantum Fox Labs “joined the advisory board”
(Though I think they also sold me that same keyboard)
Sojourn Robotics built us some bots
Then Nimbus Collective… did something. We forgot.

Chorus
And then we partnered (we PROUDLY partnered!)
With Cantaloupe Horizons, Velvet Ox Capital
ForkKnife gave us tokens in a backpack labeled “magical”
We onboarded EchoNode, then API Saints
They audited our memes and rebranded our complaints
Yeah we raised funds (so many funds!)
From Hollow Pine, Triple Mint, and BlockEquator Sons
They all had logos but just one LinkedIn
And somehow our lead dev is also named Quinn

Verse 2
PandaFuse Middleware claimed our stack was divine
DreamQuanta Mesh said “just add more slime”
We launched a DAO with Token & Table
They promised governance, but it’s just a fable
Our front end’s running on DustyBridge 2 (Which is probably just DustyBridge… but new?)
Pixel Dust Prophets gave us art in a week
Then NonFungible Nomads put it all on a beanie boutique

Bridge
Now MetaNest Infra is handling ops
While Fractal Pallet Systems sells coffee shops
Neon Oracle Studio says our soul is aligned
And DegenMetric gave us a vibes score of “kind”
HaloSocket did PR, we think
And GummyDAO made a quiz and a stink
Chain of Vibes launched our token at dawn
And Carbonette Protocol… they’re probably gone

Final Chorus (The Twist)
But hold up—wait
Every founder sounds the same on voice chat
Same hoodie, same mic, same white-wall flat
I’m pretty sure it’s all one guy
Running twenty aliases and living a lie
He’s ForkKnife, he’s BlockEquator, he’s Cantaloupe VC
He sent a wire to himself and onboarded… me