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  • Id:

    17ae6e798a4b7627a25489fbefa1f954d44d807e8c2eeb43faf5a066e4295fad
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  • Prompt:

    This track starts with the fierce declaration, “YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA LET IT SLIDE,” calling out anyone who disrespects Cheez-Its, the superior snack. It’s a slamming beatdown deathcore anthem that defends Cheez-Its with brutal vocals—gutturals, pig squeals, tunnel throats, and fry screams—that turn absurd snack worship into pure aggression. The lyrics glorify Cheez-Its as the ultimate crunchy force: baked, bold, and unbreakable. Guitars churn heavy drop-F chugs while drums switch between blast beats and crushing slam breakdowns, syncing perfectly with vocal outbursts like “REEEEEE” and “BLEGH.” Group chants and layered screams drive crowd energy, making the snack’s supremacy feel like a holy war. This isn’t a joke; it’s a savage, serious cheddar crusade. You insult Cheez-Its? Prepare for the crunch of your life.

  • Image:

    Cheddar Crusade

  • Description:

    The image depicts a fierce and intense scene, with a bowl of Cheez-Its being defended by a group of people. The lyrics of the song are written in the background, emphasizing the seriousness of the crusade. The snack is being celebrated as the ultimate crunchy force, with guitars and drums creating a powerful and aggressive sound. The scene is full of energy, with group chants and layered screams driving the crowd's enthusiasm. The image captures the essence of the song, making the snack's supremacy feel like a holy war, and anyone who disrespects Cheez-Its should be prepared for the crunch of their life.

  • Songs:

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  • Lyrics:

    Title: Cheddar Crusade
Tags: Deathcore, Slam, Brutal Death Metal

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA LET IT SLIDE,

You’ve crossed the line, now you must abide.

A sacred snack, a bite of divine, Cheez-Its reign supreme, for all of time.


(Chorus)

Baked, bold, unbreakable,

Crushing every rival, undeniable!

Cheez-Its, the ultimate crunch, a warrior’s feast, no mercy for the punch!

(Verse 1)

Your disrespect fuels our rage, we feast on cheddar, unleash the cage.

We rise with the sound of that fiery crunch,

Bow down to the one who packs the punch.


(Chorus)

Baked, bold, unbreakable,

Crushing every rival, undeniable!

Cheez-Its, the ultimate crunch, a warrior’s feast, no mercy for the punch!

(Bridge)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 

BLEGH! You thought you could bring us down,

We’ll grind you to dust, tear through the sound.

We are the crunch that will never die,

Cheez-Its in hand, we reign the sky!


(Verse 2)

This is not a snack, this is a war,

A battle of flavor, a deadly roar.

You insult the cheese, you insult the pride,

Prepare for the wrath, there’s nowhere to hide!


(Chorus)

Baked, bold, unbreakable,

Crushing every rival, undeniable!

Cheez-Its, the ultimate crunch, a warrior’s feast, no mercy for the punch!

(Outro)

The war is over, the victory’s ours,

Cheez-Its reign, no matter the scars.

Now bow down, to the king of crunch,

Cheez-Its forever, and we will never punch.