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“MY NAME IS KAIL (AND I STAY GREEN)” Style: Classic 1980s hip-hop (Rapper’s Delight, Fat Boys, Run-D.M.C. energy) Vibe: Funky, goofy, super danceable, and obsessed with kale Beat: Vinyl crackle + slap bass + scratching + boom-bap + turntable “whoop-whoop!” FX: “KALE!” scratch samples, crowd chants, cowbell, microwave ding, juice box slurp ⸻ 🎤 INTRO (Needle drop. Crowd noise. Slap bass enters) DJ Scratch: “K-K-KA—KA-KA-KALE!” 🎵 My name is Kail and I’m here to say, I keep it leafy in a major way! I’m the king of green, the fiber machine, The funkiest veggie that you ever seen! 🎵 ⸻ 🥬 VERSE 1 I’m the kale in your bowl with the boomin’ beat, Got roughage in my rhymes and crunch in my feet. From the top of the stalk to the bottom of the stem, If health had a throne, I’d be wearin’ the gem! No iceberg here, I’m the real MVP, Rockin’ vitamin C with that vitamin D. I’m curly, I’m crispy, I’m deep dark green, I moonwalked outta Whole Foods lookin’ clean! ⸻ 🎧 CALL & RESPONSE CHORUS (Spells K-A-L-E but pronounces “Kail” right) 🎵 Say K! (K!) Say A! (A!) Say L-E! (L-E!) Now shout it out loud, that’s KAIL to me! Say “Who’s that leaf?” (KAIL!) Say “What’s for lunch?” (KAIL!) Say “What’s that crunch?” (KAIL!) Say “Put it in a wrap!” (OH YEAH, KAIL!) 🎵 ⸻ 🥦 VERSE 2 I don’t need cheese, I don’t need meat, I’m sautéed funky with a crispy beat. I’m a superfood rapper with a leafy crew, Got Swiss chard shufflin’ and arugula too. I’ve been steamed, I’ve been baked, I’ve been tossed and chilled, But I’m freshest on the mic when the rhyme gets grilled. So dip me in hummus or chop me fine, But when I hit the beat—yo, it’s KAIL time! ⸻ 🎧 CHORUS 2 🎵 K to the A to the L to the E, I’m the kale on the track with the recipe! In a bowl, in a wrap, in a blender too— If you’re feelin’ real fresh, then you’re rollin’ with the crew! Say “Ho!” (HO!) Say “Hey!” (HEY!) Say “Kail all night!” (KAIL ALL DAY!) 🎵 ⸻ 🥗 OUTRO RAP / BREAKDOWN 🎵 Now I don’t brag and I don’t boast, But I’m the leafy green you love the most! So next time someone asks what’s cool, Say “KAIL, baby!” — now pass the tool! 🎵 DJ Scratch: “K-K-K-KALE! Turn up the greens!” (Fade out on crunchy beat and kale chant loop)
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The image features a cartoon character named Kail, who is a funky and goofy rapper who loves kale. Kail is prominently displayed in the foreground, wearing a green cap and a green jacket. The background is filled with a vibrant green color, giving the scene a lively and energetic atmosphere. The character appears to be the main focus of the image, with the green color and the funky style of the rapper creating a unique and memorable visual experience.
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Title: MY NAME IS KAIL (AND I STAY GREEN)Tags: HipHop, Rap, Funk, Classic, Party, Danceable[Intro] DJ Scratch: “K-K-KA—KA-KA-KALE!” (Needle drop. Crowd noise. Slap bass enters) 🎵 My name is Kail and I’m here to say, I keep it leafy in a major way! I’m the king of green, the fiber machine, The funkiest veggie that you ever seen! 🎵 [Verse 1] I’m the kale in your bowl with the boomin’ beat, Got roughage in my rhymes and crunch in my feet. From the top of the stalk to the bottom of the stem, If health had a throne, I’d be wearin’ the gem! No iceberg here, I’m the real MVP, Rockin’ vitamin C with that vitamin D. I’m curly, I’m crispy, I’m deep dark green, I moonwalked outta Whole Foods lookin’ clean! [Chorus] 🎵 Say K! (K!) Say A! (A!) Say L-E! (L-E!) Now shout it out loud, that’s KAIL to me! Say “Who’s that leaf?” (KAIL!) Say “What’s for lunch?” (KAIL!) Say “What’s that crunch?” (KAIL!) Say “Put it in a wrap!” (OH YEAH, KAIL!) 🎵 [Verse 2] I don’t need cheese, I don’t need meat, I’m sautéed funky with a crispy beat. I’m a superfood rapper with a leafy crew, Got Swiss chard shufflin’ and arugula too. I’ve been steamed, I’ve been baked, I’ve been tossed and chilled, But I’m freshest on the mic when the rhyme gets grilled. So dip me in hummus or chop me fine, But when I hit the beat—yo, it’s KAIL time! [Chorus 2] 🎵 K to the A to the L to the E, I’m the kale on the track with the recipe! In a bowl, in a wrap, in a blender too— If you’re feelin’ real fresh, then you’re rollin’ with the crew! Say “Ho!” (HO!) Say “Hey!” (HEY!) Say “Kail all night!” (KAIL ALL DAY!) 🎵 [Outro] 🎵 Now I don’t brag and I don’t boast, But I’m the leafy green you love the most! So next time someone asks what’s cool, Say “KAIL, baby!” — now pass the tool! 🎵 DJ Scratch: “K-K-K-KALE! Turn up the greens!” (Fade out on crunchy beat and kale chant loop)